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Report: Tom Cruise, Cameron Diaz to be the stars in Top Gear's …
According to The Sun, Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz will take to the infamous Top Gear track in an attempt to topple the Star in.

Tom Cruise, Paramount And Hollywood Power抯 Shift, And Now Hedge …
Now Tom Cruise has had a falling out with Sumner Redstone, and Viacom. Publicly Redstone has stated he doesn抰 like some of Cruise抯 actions in the last year. This doesn抰 make sense. Normally when a studio breaks with a star, there is no public statement. … This is not an industry that Wall Street should want to get involved with. Losing your shirt is one thing, but not even knowing that you have lost it until you are standing naked in the street is quite another. …

Scientology battles with Twitter
… Scientology say calling them stupid impinged on the right to religious freedom. How? Are their convictions so feeble?” The naked truth has to be a resounding yes. Neither Tom Cruise or John Travolta would return MMAs calls for a comment . … This is Tom Cruise. I just hacked the computer of that jack-wad you call The Lawyer. Let me make myself clear. You have no idea what you are talking about. You should consider your future besmirching of Scientology very carefully …

Tom Cruise skips Katie Holmes' The Extra Man premiere, Sean Lennon …
Poor old Katie Holmes trotted all over the globe for Tom Cruise's Knight and Day bomb and what does she get in return? Nothing apart from Sean Lennon and his girlfriend Charlotte Kemp Muhl on the red carpet at her The Extra Man premiere, that's what. … Sean having his naked girlfriend wrapped around him, just shows the monumental ego of this total bellend. His mother should sit him down and play him 'Woman Is The Nigger Of The World'…that would be punishment enough. …

David Miscavige tries to keep up with Tom Cruise « Moving On Up a …
He so reactively must keep up with Tom Cruise that he continually, blantantly puts the church's hard-won tax exemption at risk by building temples everywhere he walks so that his precious feet may never touch the same ground walked on ….. You've gotten a picture of the tanning bed where Miscaviage lays naked. And without a doubt, you didn't have to pay a cent for them, let alone $50000.00 a week of parishioners' money. Nice work. And thanks to the courageous person or …

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Angelina Jolie stopped by ComicCon to help promote 'Salt'! A Socialite's Life † The 'Jersey Shore' cast – when they were seventeen! In Case You Didn't Know † Tom Cruise's daughter Bella might trade Xenu for Nicole Kidman! …. katy perry released the artwork for her upcoming album and surprise … she looks like a slut! it's basically katy beating the dead horse that is her california girls video by lounging around naked on a cloud made of cotton candy. at least, …

Mel Gibson Dead – Tom Cruise, Paramount And Hollywood Power's …
Now Tom Cruise has obtained a falling out with Sumner Redstone, and Viacom. Publicly Redstone has stated he doesn't like some of Cruise's actions in the last year. This doesn't make sense. Typically when a studio breaks with a star, …

Tom Cruise, Paramount And Hollywood Power's Shift, And Now Hedge …
Tom Cruise, Paramount And Hollywood Power's Shift, And Now Hedge Funds Until the 1950's, Hollywood was controlled by seven major motion. … Losing your shirt is one thing, but not even knowing that you have lost it until you are standing naked in the street is quite another. Richard Stoyeck's background includes being a limited partner at Bear Stearns, Senior VP at Lehman Brothers, Kuhn Loeb, Arthur Andersen, and KPMG. Educated at Pace University, NYU, and Harvard …

Paris Hilton goes topless in Italy
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MEN 104 – We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas

Winter Schedule:

MEN 110 – Wonderful Laundry Techniques
MEN 111 – Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4am
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EAT 100 – Get a Life, Learn to Cook
EAT 101 – Get a Life, Learn to Cook II
ECON 001A – What's Hers is Hers

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MEN 123 – Reasons to Give Flowers

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Autumn Schedule:

SEX 101 – You CAN Fall Asleep without It
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MEN 202 – How to Put the Toilet Seat Down Elective (See electives Below)

Winter Schedule:

MEN 210 – The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
MEN 211 – How to Not Act Younger than Your Children
MEN 212 – You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver
MEN 213 – Honest, You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise, Especially When Naked
MEN 230A – Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 1

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MEN 222 – Real Men Ask for Directions
MEN 223 – Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay
MEN 230B – Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 2

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EAT 101 – Cooking with Tofu
EAT 102 – Utilization of Eating Utensils
EAT 103 – Burping and Belching Discreetly
MEN 231 – Mothers-in-Law
MEN 232 – Appear to Be Listening
MEN 233 – Just Say "Yes, Dear"
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I just finished watching it. You can tell it's a Kubrick film from the excessive numbers of unblemished beautiful naked women.

Anyway, I don't get the ending. Do you think his wife, Alice, was actually in the cult? Like she was in it and thought it was a "dream"? She must have been in it because no one else could have gotten the mask out of the locked cabinet, but at the end, she seemed a lot more pissed off at him than he was at her. If she was in that cult having orgies every once in a while, you'd think Tom Cruise's character would be like, "wtf."

I liked it. His movies exude such brilliant irony. What'd you think?

What did you think of Kubrick's _Eyes Wide Shut_?
it seems like a lot of the celebrities out there are trying to out-weird each other. Angelina Jolie is trying to buy a kid from every country, tom cruise is.. well he's just tom i guess, i wouldn't want him over to my house. Britney spears in and out of rehab and popping out kids, the drugged-up Anna Nicole baby, Britney, Lindsey, Paris, and all of them showing off their "cookies" getting out of cars, Paris Hilton's naked statue, i could go on and on. they are all attention-getting stunts. you know that's what it is, just like when the world was focused too much on Anna Nicole for Britney she goes and shaves her hair off saying "hey, pay attention to me for a while! I'm still crazy too!!!"

what is your favorite attention-getting stunt by your favorite crazy celeb?

what the hell is going on with celebrities nowadays????? what is your favorite lunacy?
WHich one would you do vs ,do harder Old New Orleans Mystique Curly haired ExoticMultiEthnic Hooker look similar in the Inerview of the vampire wear Kristan Dunst played the little vampire and lookingat the naked creole women taking a bath when Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise had to exlpain that one day she will have those, or Blonde HughHeffener california Beach babe ,but which one?

In your opinion Guys do you like curly haired old NewOrleans Exotic Hooker look or Platinum Blonde Bunny Babe?
Tom Cruise – scientolog-mutant-babiology, Lance Bass – Bu tt pirate, Michael Jackson – alien pedophile, Bette Midler -circus clown, Diane Keaton – getting naked too much in movies at the age of 60, Madonna – nailed to a cross, Britney – with a beer in one hand, flip-flops on feet, and a pregnant belly, Jaime Foxx – Thinking he can sing in Dream Girls, George Bush – President…

Need I go on…..

Please kill me Lord Vader, I am now surrendering to the Dark Side of the force – I mean, what's the point in resistance to stupidity??!!oops, forgot to add Paris Hilton's single, and Ashley Olsen's bulimia and all the othe bulimics I might have missed. Sorry. lol

Why are celebrities becoming freaks?
1 – who went more nuts this year,
A) mel gibson,
B) tom cruise?

2 – do you think that we should make Tuesday into "naked Tuesday" ?
A) yes
B) no

3 – apple pie should be served by itself? (no ice cream, no slice of cheese *yuck*) ?
A) alone
B) with something

4 – nucular, or nuclear?
A)the right way
B) the homer simpson way

5 – not in a political way, which color is better, red or blue?
A) Red
B) Blue

6 – Jon Stewart or Stephen Colbert?
A) Stewart
B) Colbert
C) i cant choose between two ppl i love so much

since its election day, lets all take a vote…..?
Guys please answer too. If you had to pick whuch celeb youd give a naked butt massage to for 20 million dollars, would it be:
a>aaron carter age 18
b>justin timberlake age 18
c>tom cruise age 18
d>justin timberlake now
e>tom cruise age 30

to be considered for best anser, you also have to include what "size" you think all three of these guys currently are "downstairs"

Justin TImberlake, Tom Cruise zazzzy?
If you have not heard Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes had their daughter Suri's first poop immortalized. Yup, they had the same artist that did Brittany Spears' naked baby-birthing body sculpture. How much would you pay for a bronzed sculpture of TomKitten's poop??

Would you buy TomKitten's Poop?
The bike looked to be a naked muscle cruiser, with unusal headlight placement.

What kind of motorcycle did Tom Cruise ride to the NYC premeire of MI-3?

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